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What do you mean, No? Best food product name, ever. And having bacon in the bomb shelter is a totally excellent idea. If I have to hide out in the basement while the radiation dissipates, at least I can have some tasty bacon. Maybe the radioactive zombies will take the bacon and let me live.
Really, I've had okay bacon and great bacon, but I don't think I've ever had bad bacon. Perhaps I should research more.