I'm not really a natural tweeter. My tweets are forced, I have to admit. I'm more of a twit, really. Yet, because someone keeps trying to steal my account, I'm feeling that I need to use it.
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Every day someone tries to reset my password. So I think I kinda need to use it in case would-be-twitternapper jacks my account, and twitter police are all, like,
omg you haven't used your account since 1977!!!!!
right? Anyway, tweet? tweet? All the little birdies on j-bird street?
I'm here. If I haven't added you or you added me, or whatever it is we tweety-do, let's tweety-do it? 'k?