Excellent.

Love those old commercials! But no "Put Down the Duckie", alas.

Oh sure - let's just let him be your song. Whatever.

Not like I ever asked, not that anyone was listening, or paying attention.

Not like I haven't done enough to be your song, not that I'm one to look for favor or anything, all I'm saying is that I think I could be your song. That's all I'm saying.

It's about respect, is what I'm saying. It's about knowing that I have EVERY RIGHT to be your song and never make waves about it.

I thought it would be obvious; that I wouldn't have to POINT IT OUT TO YOU.

I guess I was wrong. I guess THAT NO MATTER WHAT I DO AND HOW GODDAMN THANKFULLY I DO IT that I'll ever be your song.

Well, you know what? I DON'T CARE! I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS IF I'M YOUR SONG! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOUR SONG SUCKS! AND YOU SUCK! FOR EVEN THINKING THAT I'D EVEN WANT TO BE YOUR SONG!

Don't even try to contact me again - it is SO OVER! GO FIND ANOTHER "YOUR SONG", MR. MAN! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! Don't even think about calling me.

Don't! YOUR SONG IS LAME AND YOU ARE LAME AND I HATE YOU!!!!!!!

- Em

p.s. I think we should talk. Call me.

Oh LT, you rascal you.

I remember that tune, from forever ago...

That was cool, Atom Eyes. Our kids were the perfect age for that show when it came out and we watched it over and over and over.



And I liked it.