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13 August 2009

This thread is just for punchlines. →[More:]

Do we have time?

Some guys just can't tell a joke.

C'mon, guys, we're almost there!

post by: Eideteker at: 06:41 | 34 comments

I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw!

Whack! Damn. Damn! Whack.

I ain't never had the money before...

posted by Lipstick Thespian 13 August | 07:40

"That guy in the middle with the beard and the bad breath? That's gotta be willie nelson!"

posted by jonmc 13 August | 07:52

Good thing I didn't tell him about the dirty knife.

posted by hangashore 13 August | 07:56

"Naw, that couldn't have been my goat. My goat was tied to a log."

posted by Specklet 13 August | 08:22

"Better pet 'im first!"

posted by Lipstick Thespian 13 August | 08:28

We're the Aristocrats.

posted by BoringPostcards 13 August | 08:38

Got any duck food?

posted by mrmoonpie 13 August | 08:42

It is chicken shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?

posted by ColdChef 13 August | 08:49

ColdChef - thanks for that punchline. I remember my Dad telling that joke years ago. He loved to tell jokes of that style. I still miss him, and it makes me feel closer to him to see one of his favorites again.

posted by mightshould 13 August | 09:05

nope, I'm a frayed knot!

posted by richat 13 August | 09:14

*hooks fingers in sides of mouth, pulls lips wide open*

HI MADAM!!!

posted by Hugh Janus 13 August | 09:17

Yes, and quickly too!

posted by danf 13 August | 09:32

That's funny, I dreamt I was skiing!

posted by Eideteker 13 August | 09:46

Yeah, but that's the ugly sheep.

Cut velvet!

posted by rmless2 13 August | 09:51

Friday is YOUR turn in the barrel!

posted by brujita 13 August | 10:17

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

posted by Atom Eyes 13 August | 10:32

Remember the blow job you wanted? *poooooof*

posted by Dejah 13 August | 11:04

Well, I guess that's the beer that made Milt Famey walk us

posted by octothorpe 13 August | 11:56

Hey, why the long face?

posted by deborah 13 August | 12:08

Hey, why the long fez?

posted by danf 13 August | 12:16

"Listen, lady, I fucked your dog, I shat in your purse, I'm out of here."

posted by box 13 August | 12:33

"No, your honor. I'm Bubbles."

posted by box 13 August | 12:33

You don't eat a pig like that all in one go.

posted by essexjan 13 August | 12:40

TIMING!

posted by box 13 August | 12:50

Ouch!

posted by moonshine 13 August | 13:41

Karate monkey, my ass!

posted by Eideteker 13 August | 13:41

DOPEY FUCKED A PENGUIN! DOPEY FUCKED A PENGUIN!

posted by jonmc 13 August | 13:41

"I'm a frayed knot."

posted by box 13 August | 14:24

box, you S.O.B.

posted by richat 13 August | 15:12

Oops--I read the thread, but somehow I missed that one. My apologies, richat.

posted by box 13 August | 15:20

Ding DONG, dammit! Ding DONG!

posted by octothorpe 13 August | 16:52

Just one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.

posted by pompomtom 13 August | 18:46

Ve haff vays off making you tock.

posted by Eideteker 13 August | 21:50

I'm positive.

C over lambda.

For you? No charge.

You can't; a mountain climber's a scaler.

You're scared? I have to walk home alone!

It was dead.

It was stapled to the monkey.

Super pickle!

Peggy Phlegm.

posted by ROU Xenophobe 14 August | 11:49

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