I got new glasses! They are super-cute and make me super-happy, though I have not yet had the lenses put in so they don't make me see super-great.
→[More:] But I love that the model on the linked page has the same chubby cheeks that I do, because my only instruction to the clerk who helped me pick them out was, "I need frames that work with my chubby cheeks; if the frames are too round, they tend to drag down my face." These are obviously the "chubby-cheek girl" eyeglasses.