Got these two jokes about kids from a TED talk on education I just listened to. They're REALLY, REALLY dumb, I know, but they both made me laugh.
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1st one:
Art Teacher to child: "What are you drawing?"
Child: "I'm drawing God."
Teacher: "But no one knows what God looks like."
Child: "They will in just a minute".
2nd one:
At a Christmas pageant, three kids dressed as wise men are giving gifts to Mary:
1st Child: "This is gold".
2nd Child: "This is myrrh".
3rd Child: "Frank sent this".
-- Ken Robinson