Emergency superhero help needed →[More:]
This weekend I will participate in a bike race. It is a bicycle “race” much like the Tour d’ France: i.e. there are stages and winners but winning is seldom based on speed or athletic ability. ok, it’s a drunken all day bike ride with a set course, 5 stages, stage winners, numerous challenges along the way with a party at the end (and all registration fees go to a charity after alcohol, food, and police citations are covered).

The summer tour (this weekend) is in San Diego. The theme for this year is superheroes. Me and my friend need costume suggestions. Got any ideas for unlikely superheroes?

We will definitely have capes although short ones because last year part of my costume got stuck in spokes and that was messy.

I have taken this test (http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/) but it keeps recommending ones that I cannot do (I am very much unsuperhero like in real life).

Other difficulties:
No spandex
it will be hot outside and I have to ride a bike
I am not crafty but I have access to many costume bins
Hope me?

PS: If you're in SD this Saturday and want to join, please email me for details.