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So this community has some bozos in it that want to ban a book for gay teens, or they will burn it. "We're not talking about hickeys; these are crude and raunchy books" says another activist, who just wants the book labeled or in a "special section".

But the son of the library director had a different take: "Dad, nobody our age reads anymore."