Today is your lucky day: I'm gonna need all the mental powers of the MetaChatters for this one. I need some Spooky Action at a distance.

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After the action-packed lunch with The Pink Superheroine and Stynxno, wherein surprise balloons and tiny burgers were had, I proceeded to run errands. My item was on sale. I stop in at a bar, my old friend is behind the bar and gives me a beer for free. I find 5 whole dollars on the ground. American. These are signs. Portents. Found money must be spent to further the causes of chance and happenstance, so I bought a scratch-off lotto ticket.

I give salutation to Ganesha and honor the Lucky Cat. I have scented the room with the salty herbs of Al-Kdir and St. Jude. I ask Fortuna (or is it Vanna?) to fix that sag in the wheel and for Luck, who is a lady, to smile a little for the cameras. I've crossed the table with Diamond Jim's loaded Dice and burned an image of Unlucky 13 and Deadly 88. I've called upon the Gods of Superposition and Probability and Better Luck Next Time. I spoke the seven names of the seven unnamed particles.

Now I ask you, yes YOU, the Metachatters, to help keep the party polite. Send that voodoo you do do to me as I pick up my double-headed quarter and begin to scratch.

C'mon, lets me break a leg.