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22 May 2009
OMG OMG I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!!→[More:]Since everyone I know is asleep I had to tell SOMEONE!!! :D
yay! A Wedding! Can I come? I love weddings, I can be your designated weeper. I can also be your slutty cousin who tries to hook up with all the unattached male guests. If you are looking for the full package, I come equipped with a fifth of Bombay Sapphire gin and three (clean) pair of panties (trust me, I need all three). I am willing to give you and your guests that quitissential modern wedding experience. I could be your Highly Inappropriate Guest. Contact information is in my profile. You won't regret it.
msali makes a good point: it might be desirable to know which wedding guest is your Highly Inappropriate Guest, and to have the terms of said inappropriateness contractually specified. If msali's hourly rates are reasonable, I say go for it.
Congratulations and my very best wishes to you and your beloved!