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Similarly, I've gotten out of fights by being a writer. Do you seriously want to fuck with someone who thinks of novel ways to kill, maim, and torture people for fun? No matter what revenge you've thought of, I've come up with something more twisted and horrifying in my off hours. Just idly daydreaming...