You learn something every day. They use cremation coffins, generally cardboard. Can you get 100% recycled? I just assumed they stuck you in the furnace as is, kind of like a Baked Alaska.

I want a cardboard coffin made from pot, just so no one gets sad at my cremation.

I just want to see ColdChef in a Darth Vader costume. That is my only wish.

I gave an answer over there. An honest one, but I'm afraid it's not going to be the answer he wants. It's tough to compete in the casket business.

I didn't wear the Darth Vader costume tonight to the Star Trek premiere, as I promised. Sadly, I couldn't convince anyone to go with me. There were a lot of costumed dorks there, though, and I applauded their efforts.

Well I, for one, am glad you didn't wear a Darth Vader costume to the Star Trek premier. My knowledge of sci-fi is limited to having watched (a) the original series of Star Trek and the Patrick Troughton Dr Who series when I was a kid and (b) having seen the original Star Wars in 1977. But even I know that Darth Vader was not in Star Trek. You'd have been set upon by an angry mob, trust me on this.

You'd have been set upon by an angry mob, trust me on this.

Oh, they might get angry. But I think the Chef would remain quite safe indeed:
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Phantom Menace Premiere
(The bit starting at the 9:45 mark is particularly illustrative of this.)