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06 May 2009

Yo mama jokes! I'll start: Your mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

post by: jbickers at: 06:33 | 18 comments

Your mother is such a vile and putrid specimen that all those she meets shun her as they would a victim of a ghastly plague.

Am I doing it right?

posted by Meatbomb 06 May | 06:40

I think so.

Yo mama's so fat it's kind of sad and I hope she gets the help she desperately needs.

posted by cillit bang 06 May | 07:18

Yo mama's so loud my ears ring.

posted by Ardiril 06 May | 07:28

Yo mama's so ugly even her shadow ran away.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 06 May | 08:04

I think you missed the direction we were taking this, LT. heheh

posted by Ardiril 06 May | 08:06

I liked the "yoda's mom" jokes in this thread.

posted by DarkForest 06 May | 08:20

Yo momma's so fat, when she wears her X Files t-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back.

posted by msali 06 May | 09:19

Yo mama's lips are so big, Chap Stick hadda invent a spray.

posted by Hugh Janus 06 May | 09:37

Field Notes About Yo Mamma

posted by piratebowling 06 May | 09:48

Yo momma's so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 06 May | 11:34

Yo momma's so dumb she gotta take off her shirt to count to two.

posted by jason's_planet 06 May | 11:39

Yo momma's so fat I gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side.

posted by jason's_planet 06 May | 11:40

Your mother is so promiscuous that if I were you I would question anything you've been told about the identity of your father.

posted by Meatbomb 06 May | 11:57

Your mother is so ugly that I bet you are guly too.

posted by jessamyn 06 May | 12:49

Yo momma's so fat she fell in love... and broke it.

posted by dersins 06 May | 13:18

(These sort of make me cringe, but...)

Yo momma's so poor, I saw her walkin' down the street kickin' a can, and I said "Whatcha doin'?" and she said "Movin'."

Yo momma's so fat, when she dances, the band skips.

Yo momma's so fat, her shadow killed a small dog!

posted by Specklet 06 May | 14:46

Yo mamma's so not we want in this neighborhood that we formed three Beautification Committees and petitioned City Council for early re-zoning even though the whole point of us finding out about this neighborhood is because it's hella cheap because people like your momma live here or used to before we did.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 06 May | 17:27

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posted by Doohickie 06 May | 19:37

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