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If you don't feel like clicking through, you add your middle initial anywhere in your first name, and your last name is composed of the smallest foreign town you've ever visited. (If you've never traveled outside your home country, I guess you get a cool one-word celebrity name, like Prince or Madonna or Cher.)
I'm Jamanda Guerrero Viejo.
You have to say it with lots of back-of-the-through H sounds. HUCCHmanda Guerrero Vi-ay-HUCCHo.
Turns out that small province I visited when I went to the Philippines has more people in one of its smallest municipalities than the smallest U.S. town I visited when I was dating my first boyfriend, so I'm: Trilsha Kearny.
Marshea Onalaska (pronounced mar-SHAY-ah OHN-alaska. Or so I've decided.)
I too have never been out of the states, but I've driven thru Onalaska, Wisconsin before, and thru many much smaller towns, but I like the melodic sound of Onalaska.