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20 March 2009

BREAKING NEWS: BEARD LIFT FAILURE! [More:]Holy cow was that sketchy. The lift was successful on the second try, but I don't know what possessed me to even make a second attempt. We've now entered the world of REALLY BAD IDEAS.
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OW.
posted by CitrusFreak12 20 March | 15:07
Now?! NOW you have entered the realm of REALLY BAD IDEAS. Sir, you have long been KING of the Realm of Really Bad Ideas. Lord Grand High Potentate of the World of Really Bad Ideas. But as they often involve really large amounts of booze in really fun places, we usually follow blindly along.
posted by crush-onastick 20 March | 15:47
Oh dear.
posted by misskaz 20 March | 15:52
Oh, god. "breaking news". Are you ok? That makes my face hurt.
posted by lysdexic 20 March | 15:57
++crush-onastick
posted by trinity8-director 20 March | 16:19
It still stings! But we've cracked $4,300, so hopefully I'll have just one more lift and then I'll be done with the whole thing. If anyone's been waiting for that special moment to donate, now's the time!
posted by eamondaly 20 March | 17:00
Also, I'm totally turning crush's comment into business cards.
posted by eamondaly 20 March | 17:00
Ow ow ow ow thank you I love you for doing this ow ow ow whuffles!
posted by Specklet 20 March | 17:46
way to persevere, beard.
posted by mullacc 20 March | 17:52
You know that after you shave you're going to have some awesome stretch marks, right?
posted by mudpuppie 20 March | 18:11
ow.
posted by sakura 20 March | 18:44
Oh man, you had me worried for a minute there!

I presume our operation to fly large numbers of heterosexual women to Hollywood and have them accompany closeted homosexual men to public functions as "dates" continues without disruption?
posted by Triode 20 March | 20:33
I would like to see you attach your beard to your shoes, and LIFT YOURSELF... You must not weigh a lot more than two gyro cones, right? This would be an interesting practical example of the "bootstrapping" concept.
posted by Meatbomb 21 March | 05:06
Since I can't donate until next payday and I'm not sure I'll be able to make the $5K cut off, I pimped your site out on the forum for the guys who did the Desert Bus for Hope charity and I hope that helps out a bit.
posted by TrishaLynn 21 March | 07:30
jaysus eamon. OW OW OW.
posted by goshling 22 March | 05:50
Thanks, TrishaLynn! That's awesome!
posted by eamondaly 22 March | 21:40
I didn't get around to telling you but I did see you on TV. Good luck on your next lift!
posted by halonine 22 March | 23:24
I want my flying car! || Institutional breakdown.

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