All the suggested questions on the "intelligent" side look like test/homework questions. Naughty monkeys!

You have given me an evil idea, muddgirl. If I were a teacher, I'd create honeypot web pages containing flawed-but-plausible answers to verbatim restatements of my homework questions, and get them up ahead of time so google could index them in advance of the kids doing their homework.

It's probably good that I'm not a teacher, though.

I wonder what exactly one would need to do to get their inane query included in Google's suggestions. Most of the questions on the right-hand side are way too specific to have been asked by more than on person.

I'm missing the point. Under what conditions and for what reasons might one add so much cruft to your query?

"obama born"

"year first transatlantic cable"

"why so serious", uh, "son"