Last Night I Dreamt I was Obama's Body Man, Like Charlie From West Wing... →[More:]
At one point, he was in a crowd, and someone lobbed a basketball at his head and he was bleeding from it.
So I found the guy who did it, and was all set to bring him in, but some woman showed up and said she had done it.
So I questioned her, and it turned out she was unstable and trying to get publicity, so I went back into town and found the guy who had done it. He was hiding in a women's hair salon, and so I gave everyone a lecture on civic leadership and responsibility.
They were all ashamed, and the President was thankful when I got back to the office.
The End!