March 2: A woman is left in a sticky situation after her fiance’s proposal doesn’t go as planned.

Ugh. Really uncalled for photo caption.

Chew your food people!

Happily, the crisis passed

They're milking it for all it's worth.

Cant blame em, I'd probably do the same.

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awesome, Arsehat.

Oh boy, national television! I'm so NERVOUS! *headasplosion*

There's one couple that's gone through a lot of shit together.

My Dad's a jeweler. He once had our (then) new puppy in the back of the store with him when a customer's loose diamond squirted out of his tweezers, and she slurped it right up. He had to follow her around for the rest of the day waiting for her to take a squat, and she finally gave it up at about 3:00 am Thanksgiving day. Picking through dog poo for diamonds makes for a memorable Thanksgiving.

And let me tell you, he sanitized the HELL out of that thing when it was out.

I'm only on this thread because I am sure TPS's head is asploding after the Bachelor finale.

For those of you who didn't follow it this season (and I am one of them until tonight) TWOP has been very, very edifying. Check the spoiler thread....

I didn't watch! I was spoiled in advance, though. Can't wait to watch higlights when ABC.com posts the episode (I can't pay attention to an entire Bachelor/Bachelorette episode, there's too much stupid; I fast-forward to the juicy parts).

After getting it cleaned...

No shit.

She must have really inhaled that shake. It's hard to believe that one could not notice a ring in it.

I guess that's why God made straws, huh?