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26 February 2009

F*** My Life. I love the little stories in here. Rude, crude and hilarious. Be careful though - it's a bit of a time suck.
Fun! Bookmarked.
posted by danostuporstar 26 February | 11:47
This one's my favourite so far. It's not as terrible as some...but really, really funny.
posted by richat 26 February | 12:08
Oh man, my entire Facebook newsfeed has been taken over by people posting in this style on their statuses. I'm so sick of the letters FML.
posted by unsurprising 26 February | 12:51
I get it but after a while it gets to be pretty trife. Oh, you poor things. Sorry to be a downer. I just think it is stupid for probably mostly privileged westerners to be complaining to the whole world about what are minor inconveniences/Problems of there own creation and then state that their life is "fucked".

There needs to be more entries like:

"Last night the Tutsi warriors entered our village and began slaughtering every male of military age. Those that could escape death were left severely injured. Many had limbs hacked off by machetes. Women that didn't get away in time were either raped, killed or permanently maimed. I managed to hide in a sewage ditch under a metal plank and just barely avoided detection. I now have dysentery in addition to the typhoid fever I have been trying to recover from for the last 2 weeks. I'll probably be dead by the end of the week. FML."


posted by chillmost 26 February | 13:49
God, that sounded way more harsh than I intended. Sorry. in a foul mood.
posted by chillmost 26 February | 13:52
I find most of these amusing but there are obviously a few boys posting made-up sex stories.
posted by LoriFLA 26 February | 15:22
I just think it is stupid for probably mostly privileged westerners to be complaining to the whole world about what are minor inconveniences

Well, go over to the website and take it to that next level to make fun of them:

"Yesterday, I stopped at the local coffeeshop and they had changed the menu around. I had to spend at least another two minutes trying to figure out what to order! Fuck My Life."
posted by jason's_planet 26 February | 17:34
I found one on there that is so Jason that I sprayed water all over my monitor. Not telling you which one it is though.
posted by essexjan 26 February | 18:06
I read too much of this site and it made me really depressed. Now I am expecting my boyfriend to call and tell me he has just had amazing sex with another girl. No more FML, please.
posted by Twiggy 26 February | 22:25
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