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26 February 2009

Anyone want two dogs? Husband left their crate open this morning. They accidentally the whole house.

post by: desjardins at: 20:29 | 28 comments

They accidentally what the whole house?

You can't leave us hanging like that.

Ate? Doused with urine? Redecorated?

posted by Savannah 26 February | 20:54

Thanks, but I already have two dogs that on purpose the whole house.

posted by eekacat 26 February | 20:58

Savannah: It's a joke/meme, in case you didn't know, but I'm really curious too; what DID they do?

posted by CitrusFreak12 26 February | 20:59

I do not like this verb dropping meme, which I am just now learning about.

posted by mudpuppie 26 February | 21:01

Aww, Olive needs a friend. And I never forget to lock the kennel. Though my partner doesn't want another, it's easier to ask forgiveness, yes?

posted by rhapsodie 26 February | 21:03

Hell no I don't want two dogs. Mine jumps through screens, chases cars, barks constantly, begs, brings copious amounts of dirt, sand, mud, and dead animals into my house. Do you have a fish?

posted by LoriFLA 26 February | 21:07

We're dogsitting for the weekend and new dog has the exact opposite temperament of the Bubster. There is much running around, and it's rather discomfiting. Bubba is the chillest dog in the universe.

posted by Stewriffic 26 February | 21:46

I'll trade you them for a teenager. Hell, I'll throw in cash if you take the teenager.

posted by Brandon Blatcher 26 February | 22:07

Savannah: It's a joke/meme, in case you didn't know,

I didn't know. I am, alas, sadly unhip.

posted by Savannah 26 February | 22:22

They on purpose got into the cat treats, on purpose "cleaned off" the dirty dishes that were left by my husband on the coffee table, on purpose shit & pissed on the rug. I'm lucky they didn't tip over the garbage.

Brandon, I'm tempted. Depends on how much cash and the gender of the teenager. You couldn't pay me enough to put up with a teenage boy.

posted by desjardins 26 February | 22:33

Uh, actually, you ARE hip.

posted by scarabic 26 February | 23:21

Savannah, I didn't know either. Not sure why bad spelling/grammar/writing gets to be so kewl. Maybe its a sign of impending societal collapse.

desjardins, having raised a pair of brilliant, beautiful, strong-willed girls had me wishing for a boy at times. Girls can be such...girls. Love 'em to death but my god the drama-ometer was pegged for six years. Sometimes there's just no dealing with them.

posted by trinity8-director 27 February | 00:45

I accidentally a Fleshlight! The whole thing!

posted by rhapsodie 27 February | 01:37

How old are your dogs, desjardins? Why they be so bad?

posted by taz 27 February | 02:08

I do not like this verb dropping meme, which I am just now learning about.

Well, then you're in luck because I accidentally the whole meme.

posted by Eideteker 27 February | 08:01

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by desjardins 27 February | 08:16

Uh-oh. I clicked on the link and went and fell in love. Lovely misbehaving babies. Send them to me. They can join the beagle for the trash can escapades. Great fun. He'll occasionally throw in some vomit on the carpet, y'know, in case they are in to that sort of kink.

posted by toastedbeagle 27 February | 08:48

ach! the cuteness!!!!

posted by taz 27 February | 08:51

toastedbeagle, you can see images inline, if you want to, by clicking "images on" in the black bar at the top of the page>

posted by taz 27 February | 08:53

After 4 years of blissful living with my rabbit, Senator, he pulled some interesting feats the other night that had me considering mailing him off to one of you as well.
He on purpose peed all over the bf's side of the bed (first time he's been territorial like this) and chewed 2 small holes in bf's pillowcase. Then he pushed my alarm clock onto the floor (but that is kinda common). What a jerk!

posted by rmless2 27 February | 10:45

Heh. I thought redecorated, too. ;)
Which would cause problems because of the whole color-blind thing.

posted by moonshine 27 February | 14:38

oh yeah, they love vomit.

posted by desjardins 27 February | 19:20

Damn, did I accidentally start a new meme with the on purpose thing? 'cause I had no idea there was another meme, I was just teasing desjardins, but I guess the joke was on me. Heh.

posted by eekacat 27 February | 23:32

But hey, for not knowing about a meme, I did pretty damn good. Beginners luck I say!

posted by eekacat 27 February | 23:33

Y'all don't know me from Adam but I wanted to say those two angels surely wouldn't poop on anyone's floor.

The craziest look I ever got from anyone was when I called home from work to leave a stern you'd-better-stay out-of-that-trash warning to my dogs. Back in the day, when we had an answering machine, and I'd forgotten to block off the trash cabinet. It worked )

Check out the look on this dog's face. He looks framed.

posted by auntbunny 28 February | 00:37

So, eekacat, you accidentally the whole meme?

posted by taz 28 February | 03:21

accidentally the meme, yes, taz.

posted by eekacat 01 March | 00:08

on purpose

posted by eekacat 01 March | 00:09

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