Man does this depress me. →[More:]So, I am sitting here, thinking about the act I want to do someday. I've always had this idea about an obnoxious drunken evil clown, and it comes back to me this evening and I start to flesh it out.

He'd be drunk and stumbling, reeking of urine, vomit encrusted on the front of colourful pantaloons, brazenly feeling up women in the street... with sleight-of-hand self-harm sort of horrifying tricks, stuff like my arm getting caught in a wood chipper, dangerous pratfalls... the anti-clown, making children run screaming in terror, fathers gathering their teenage daughters and holding them tightly out of harm's way.

Really ugly, repulsive stuff, tripping and bloodying my face, soaked in cheap gin, getting arrested for public diusturbance... surely the Internet would love this, eat it up.

"Fucko the Clown"... yeah, that's the ticket!

So I google "fucko the clown"... And there is some bastard already doing more or less exactly what I had in mind.