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28 January 2009

You touch-a my ______________ , I break-a you _________________

post by: jason's_planet at: 00:50 | 10 comments

As in:

"You touch-a my pastrami sandwich, I break-a you face."

posted by jason's_planet 28 January | 00:51

That works for me!

You touch-a my chihuahua, I break-a you nothing, since she already will have broken everything-a for you!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 28 January | 00:58

heart
toffee

posted by GeckoDundee 28 January | 01:06

You touch-a my conjeries, I break-a you nitid physiognomy.

posted by arse_hat 28 January | 01:14

Face. Wild horse?

posted by seanyboy 28 January | 02:43

You touch-a my personal space region, I break-a you mood by giving you a dirty look.

posted by Claudia_SF 28 January | 03:13

I suspect some may be skeptical of the following anecdote, but I assure you it's true. I think I even posted it on Metafilter some time ago.

My girlfriend and I were at Chuck E Cheese in Bellevue, WA, eating poor quality pizza and watching the animatronic stage performance.

One of the animated mannequins was an Italian character, with vocal stylings played to the hilt.

During a song break we get a knock-knock joke, featuring the Italian delivering the punchline:

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Euripides.

Euripides who?

Euripides pants, I break-a you face!

The gag works so well because kids today are so well versed in ancient Greek tragedians...

posted by Tube 28 January | 03:22

Euripides pants, Eumenedies pants!

posted by rainbaby 28 January | 08:35

Tube - you SO need to post more.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 28 January | 09:15

dinner, right outside.
said to my dog, who occasionally considers swiping my food.

posted by theora55 28 January | 14:50

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