Last night, I came home to this.
Tonight, I came home to
→[More:] greet the nosy neighbor lady, who just couldn't
wait to tell me that one of my little chickens has been laying eggs in a pile of dirty towels on the floor of my next-door neighbors' laundry room.
And sure enough, we went over there, and there were the eggs. In a pile of dirty college-boy towels. And there was the chicken, happily scratching around in the college boys' backyard.
Tomorrow I think I'm going to spend the night at work.