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Just goes to show ya that you need to keep an eye on toddlers 24/7. Mine jammed the remote in the VCR at that age, I swear I only took my eyes off her for a second to get my ringing phone that was on the table. They move at the speed of light when you're not looking. True.
"What no, officer, I didn't call. No, seriously, no call here. What? My kid dialed the phone? But, like, he's only 11 months old - wait, what? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okayokayokay...okay. Wait, what? I'm under arrest? Oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. Not cool, baby, so not cool."