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20 January 2009

If Obama had my ... then ...
Surreal post inspired by taz.

post by: arse_hat at: 00:52 | 8 comments

If Obama had my dog then the press would finally shut the fuck up about omgZOMGthedogthedog*handwringing*

and the oval office would be covered in fine white, curly doggy hairs. CUTE!

posted by taz 20 January | 00:57

Hey as long as those ovil office fine white curly hairs don't belong to Clarence Thomas it's all good.

posted by arse_hat 20 January | 01:00

ew!!!!

posted by taz 20 January | 01:02

If Obama had my eyes, I would be blind. And if anyone ever found out about this, he'd be in deep trouble.

posted by Daniel Charms 20 January | 01:31

If Obama had my collection of sweaters, then he'd be a bit warmer but a much less flashy dresser.

posted by mdonley 20 January | 04:43

If Obama had my Blackberry, then he would be a much happier Obama. But he can't have it because it is mine.

posted by By the Grace of God 20 January | 06:23

If Obama had my sense of style, he would never have been elected President.
Men in miniskirts seldom reach power positions. They just don't have the legs.

posted by dabitch 20 January | 06:30

If Obama had my commute, I think that he'd get lots of smiles on his way to work.

posted by TrishaLynn 20 January | 07:47

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