Schadenfreude: I just saw the funniest thing... I was out buying groceries and in a completely foul mood (hot sweaty weather and PMT are a bad combo) when I saw this pair of young chikky-babes prancing along in short dresses and high-heels. In a supermarket, mind you. →[More:] They were all dolled up and one was yakking loudly on her phone while her friend kept interjecting various profundities such as "OH my GOD! You're TOTALLY sick!"

So engrossed with talking, wiggling their bums and eyeing the dude outside in the hot car, that BAMMMM!!! They walked right into a slow automatic door. They were moving at a fair clip so they hit it pretty hard - they both reeled back a step or two and the sliding part of the door got knocked of its track. And before anyone could say "Are you guys ok?" they took to their heels and ran off.

Embarrassment. So good when it's someone elses.

So, anyway. I've cheered right up. How's everyone else doing?? :)