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09 January 2009

Someone's pooping on the white chicken.

post by: mudpuppie at: 13:27 | 15 comments

Lady, that is one WEIRD sentence.

posted by richat 09 January | 13:32

The early owl hates the tiger

*looks around, opens door*

posted by qvantamon 09 January | 13:37

Fowl.

posted by Atom Eyes 09 January | 13:39

The doody in Siberia falls mostly on the wisteria.

posted by danostuporstar 09 January | 13:39

danostuporstar, can you account for your whereabouts during the time in question?

or

Maybe you just notice it more because she is white, and most chickens walk around with poop on them? If it's a little bit of poop.

posted by rainbaby 09 January | 13:50

I was seeking relief for constipation. Ask my doctor.

posted by danostuporstar 09 January | 14:02

The eagle flies at midnight.

posted by rmless2 09 January | 14:09

The chair is against the wall.

posted by deborah 09 January | 14:13

Sure, jest and scoff all you like, but there's a lesson in all this. Namely, if you're a white chicken, sleep in a higher place than all the other chickens, else you won't be so white anymore.

posted by mudpuppie 09 January | 14:14

...and the Big Cheese gets his at midnight.

posted by BoringPostcards 09 January | 14:30

You're being too sensitive. When you live with a bunny, you get used to having her poop on everything, including my earhole.

posted by pieisexactlythree 09 January | 15:43

Vielleicht war sie in einer deutschen Shite Video.

posted by MonkeyButter 09 January | 17:45

no one should ever want to poop in Pie's earhole, even if they are lying on their side or on their backs and have plenty of lube and are relaxing.

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posted by Lipstick Thespian 09 January | 19:07

I believe there's a surcharge for that.

(applies equally to white chicken and pie)

posted by Pips 09 January | 21:58

My Grandmother told me to tell any homeless person that started to talk to me that I was to say that I had an appointment and move on. I have an appointment.

posted by buzzman 10 January | 19:14

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