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06 January 2009

Tales from A Flower Shop: or, why I'd like to be a fly on the wall at one particular funeral tomorrow....[More:]

Let's see if I can make this short and sweet:

Woman walks in, with friend. She is there to purchase a funeral spray and other floral things for her fiancee, who had died (I am leaving out personal details here, natch. I will say, he'd been ill.)

We were in tears as she described how much she loved him, what a good guy he was, how they'd had true love...by the time she walked out, we were all musing on how life just isn't fair.

Fast forward to that afternoon. Two women walk in. It was obvious they weren't folks with a lot of money. The younger woman informs me her husband had just died, and proceeded to tell me about his illness. Interestingly enough the description mirrored the earlier lady. I'm thinking, dang, this is horrible. Two in one day.

She can only afford to order a few flowers in a simple but beautiful vase. (We cut her a deal, too.) She, too had me in tears, as she described the other losses the family had had recently. She introduced the other older lady with her as the aunt of the deceased.

After I finished their order, and they left, I took it in the back to be processed.

Where one of the floral designers confirmed to me that both the morning customer and the afternoon customer had bought flowers for THE SAME MAN.


Let's just say that tomorrow, in a local very well respected funeral parlor, there will be a funeral.

And for the sake of all that is holy, let us hope they have security. And I ain't talking eternal security, either, my friend.
What a sad and intriguing tale. It would make a good short story.
posted by Miko 06 January | 21:00
tune in tommorrow...

*organ music*
posted by jonmc 06 January | 21:17
I just told pips this story.

Her answer: "Lucky for him he's already dead."
posted by jonmc 06 January | 21:19
Chances are they already know about one another. It's not an unheard-of situation, though the timing sure makes things interesting.
posted by Miko 06 January | 21:31
I suspect the second woman might be the one who is not on the up and up.

The first woman had mentioned a woman who apparently thought she was the man's best friend-but he couldn't stand her (according to First Woman.)

At this point, however, only God himself (and the man, wherever he is now) know for sure what the heck is going on.

Oh, and apparently First Woman was there in the hospital with him when he died.

(I will let you know, if, ahem, anything winds up in the local news.)
posted by bunnyfire 06 January | 21:35
I actually hope it's peaceful and everyone can move on. Sigh.
posted by Miko 06 January | 21:38
Me too, Miko, me too.

But I have been to the other type of funeral. *shudder*
posted by bunnyfire 06 January | 21:49
I've heard of shotgun weddings, but shotgun funerals...?
posted by Miko 06 January | 21:57
The order wasn't for a Mr. O. Henry, was it?
posted by middleclasstool 06 January | 23:04
Heh....

I checked the paper this morning. Actually the viewing is tonight, funeral tomorrow. And the fiancee was listed in the obit. Sooooo I am guessing the other woman is either the ex, or someone who has issues.
If the latter, I am hoping she has the sense to stay home and let family and friends grieve this guy in peace.
posted by bunnyfire 07 January | 07:28
Maybe the divorce wasn't finalized yet?
posted by stilicho 07 January | 12:32
Middleclasstool made me laugh. Let's hope there aren't folding chairs at this thing.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 07 January | 18:07
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