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30 December 2008

Public Service Announcement: Shiner Hefeweizen tastes like ass.
Heh! You wouldn't know it from the vast quantities several of us packed away at Bunnystock in Virginia Beach a couple of years ago...
posted by BoringPostcards 30 December | 12:50
(A year-plus ago, not two years.)
posted by BoringPostcards 30 December | 12:53
Did you have an orange slice in it? Maybe you got a bad batch. I would hate to have to shun you mudpuppie. The ceremony is pretty elaborate.
posted by rainbaby 30 December | 12:57
Maybe it *was* bad. It tasted like ersatz lemon flavoring, and that's about it. No one at my family's house could drink it, and we made everyone try it. Maybe it was indeed bad, or maybe they changed the recipe?

I need y'all to buy some and try it to compare with your previous experience, then report back. Thanks.
posted by mudpuppie 30 December | 13:02
Tastes like ass in a good or bad way?

Because, you know there are good and bad ways.
posted by danf 30 December | 13:02
Okay, eww.
posted by mudpuppie 30 December | 13:03
Hmm, you probably weren't drinking it out of a keg, although Shiner Hefeweizen out of a keg is sometimes pretty terrible. I've noticed that all Shiner beers are variable from batch to batch and have a rather short shelf-life, even when compared to other American independent breweries like Sam Adams. On the other hand, the Shiner Hefeweisen isn't very good on a good day. But it shouldn't taste like ass.
posted by muddgirl 30 December | 13:11
Hefeweizen tastes like bananas to me---and I only like them in their original state.
posted by brujita 30 December | 13:12
Maybe we weren't drinking Shiner, but we probably were.

And I was going to say maybe mudpuppie just isn't an ass woman, but I stopped myself. This is why we have danf.
posted by rainbaby 30 December | 13:22
Oh don't get me wrong. I love Shiner.
posted by muddgirl 30 December | 13:30
When I first started liking beer, a good hefeweizen was my first choice. Somewhere along the line, though, the banana taste that others have mentioned began to really gross me out. I've moved through a ton of other beer types, settling at last on IPA as my standard choice. Yum.
posted by Stewriffic 30 December | 13:48
Yeah, I'd say it's a pretty mediocre hefeweizen, a style that's not my favorite anyway. If it actually tasted like ass, though, seems more likely to be a bad batch--I'll second what muddgirl said about the variability.
posted by box 30 December | 15:03
All hefeweizen tastes like ass.
posted by eamondaly 30 December | 15:32
Isn't hefeweizen German for ass?
posted by birdherder 30 December | 15:47
Well, BoringPostcards, it looks like we are going to have to shun ourselves. I'll start planning the ceremony. And buy the beer.
posted by rainbaby 30 December | 16:20
I'll bring lemons.
posted by danf 30 December | 16:33
*sigh*

I'll bring the oranges and the appropriate esoteric headgear.
posted by BoringPostcards 30 December | 17:41
BoPo, this is starting to sound like a outre meetup idea. . . .
posted by rainbaby 31 December | 08:57
Sparks!! || Accidentally outing someone.

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