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28 December 2008
The most beautiful phrase in the English language just might be "pizza vending machine."
I was astounded by the PSP vending machine in Logan airport, and the iPod one in JFK, that I saw over my holiday travels.
Vending machines are getting complex.
The iPod vending machine is beyond my understanding. So, I'm travelling to/from New York, and I forgot my iPod with all my favorite music. So, yeah, I buy a new iPod at a vending machine in the airport, and suddenly all my troubles are gone - I can spend the whole trip listening to the 10 sample songs that came with it (does the iPod even come with sample songs?).
Or I have my laptop with my music with me, but forgot my primary player at home, and got enough disposable income to buy a throwaway fucking $200 iPod instead of a cheapo $10 chinese player that will last through the trip just fine.
Can someone enlighten me with a more plausible scenario?
Pizza vending machine is just wrong. For one thing, it'll be crap pizza... see the example of coffee from vending machines. Secondly, it's PIZZA. The food is famous for being delivered. My telephone is a pizza vending machine - for pizza made properly, and cooked in an oven.
Well if you were to get an iPod touch out of the machine then you can just download music, podcasts and video using free wifi. I've been sitting in the Singapore airport for the past 5 hours and I easily grabbed a dozen podcasts, a new album and several YouTube videos. Hooray for technology. I wish I'd left my laptop at home.
The electronics vending machine at Logan seemed actually quite competitively priced, so I don't think they're after distress purchases. I think the idea is that it's just somewhere you buy your iPod if you're a busy, rich traveller.
Maybe they work best in context. I always thought it'd be nice to have a vending machine on the beach that had sunscreen in it. it'd be cool if they were recycling machines, too. So if you rented a towel or umbrella, you drop it back off at the same machine.