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21 December 2008

It's not too late.

post by: chewatadistance at: 18:06 | 9 comments

if it's not something I can sleep in, I cannae jump for this.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 21 December | 18:07

You can always sleep in a fruitcake, LT. Holiday fruitcakes are good for everything!

I have a friend who actually makes and sends fruitcakes to people. She dries her own fruit and everything. I still hate them.

posted by Stewriffic 21 December | 18:18

I'm worried that if I get one of your fruitcakes, someone I don't know will come up to me and masturbate to it. ;p

posted by Lipstick Thespian 21 December | 18:21

Hee!

posted by Stewriffic 21 December | 18:30

From the FAQ:

How did I live without this product?

We have no idea. Perhaps buying an Inflatable Fruitcake will help to provide you with direction and meaning.

posted by Ike_Arumba 21 December | 19:06

At the very least it could be a pillow, LT.

*chuckles @ Ike*

posted by chewatadistance 21 December | 19:22

Hah, I saw those at the Warhol gift shop yesterday, I should have bought it for my sister but we're on a pretty tight budget this year.

posted by octothorpe 21 December | 20:08

If only they had the companion inflatable banana-nutbread...

posted by Ardiril 21 December | 20:12

...and the inflatable zucchini loaf. You could buy a dozen and leave them on people's doorsteps in the middle of the night--all the horror with none of the baking!

posted by elizard 21 December | 23:43

← The Best Musical Antidote For Enduring Winter Blizzards... || And this, children, is why we don't let old punks decorate gingerbread men. →

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