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The one on the right has a cat corpse lovingly preserved in a large jar of formaldehyde. His name is Simon, and she communicates to him via thought-projection. Sometimes she sings him songs about love turned to murder, sometimes she tells him stories of wasting diseases, and sometimes she just points and laughs at him for hours on end to make herself feel crazy.
But the best time of year is Christmas. That is when father must put on the Santa suit she made, oh yes he must, or everyone will learn of his secret.