Ex-boyfriend urge to kill....rising.... →[More:]Me: Hello?

Him: (looooong pause)So, would you like to tell me WHY you put another LOCK on the STORAGE UNIT?

Me: (surprisingly calm) I didn't. If there's a second lock, it's because you didn't pay the bill.

Him:(pause)Well, I DID pay the bill, but YOU haven't sent me a payment yet.

Me: May I have your address, please?

Him: Gives Address

Me: Talk to the storage unit people. It's probably a mistake. I'll mail you a check tomorrow.
Goodnight.

Him: Ok, goodnight.

I have a sneaking suspicion dude found out that I'm engaged and just made up a stupid reason to call. My teeth are still grinding...