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Despite the obvious social and cultural differences between me and the guy in this video, i would have exactly the same level of panic if I had to kill that bug in my house. Maybe bug killing panic is the universal equalizer.
What BP said. I've got roaches that would mug that bug.
I stayed with an aunt in Hawaii for several weeks when I was a kid and my dad was being treated for cancer at the Mayo Clinic. The roaches there were EPIC. I stepped on one once, and IT WALKED AWAY.
The geckos were the really awesome house pests, though.
As soon as he got his crutch out I cringed because I was certain insects that look like that are what we call here in Texas "stink bugs". They're a beetle of some kind, and not all of them stink, but better safe than sorry:
--glass
--index card
--place glass over bug
--slide index card under glass
--hold index card tightly, invert glass
--release outside
--scream during procedure as necessary
99.9999% of bugs I find in the house or around me I let live. Except for ants sometimes (they're a nuisance to my lawn and I couldn't make a dent in them if I tried). Sometimes moths if they are sufficiently irritating by throwing themselves at laptop screens and MY FINGERS WHEN TYPING. And ALWAYS mosquitos.
Why?
I dunno.
Karma?
Because there is no reason for them to die?
Just because?
So I scoop them up and carry them outside and let them go. It's easy, it's a lot less gross than smooshing them, and I feel good about myself for the fifteen seconds it takes to do it.
Spiders? Eh, I usually leave them wherever they are, but if I have to move them I try and make them drop line of silk and pick that up and carry them that way, so I don't actually have to touch them. And I relocate them to some corner of the ceiling I'm not around.
Once, while removing a bug, I yelled at it "you better be really fucking glad I'm a fucking Buddhist, or I'd fucking crush your ass!"
This is my approach! I almost never kill them; I would have had no problem picking up the one in the video and setting it outside. That said, I fucking hate centipedes and millipedes (though I'd run screaming before I'd kill one).
One of the worst bugs I've seen was a cockroach in a (cheap) San Antonio motel. I was alone, and I got up to go to the bathroom at 2 am. I screamed, and decided I couldn't sleep with it there. So I threw shoes at it, threw the phone book at it, etc. Nothing worked. I probably could have shot at it and it would still be alive. I don't know how I went back to sleep.
I will kill cockroaches and mosquitoes by any means possible with no regret. Flies in the house make me crazy; if I can't shoo them out, I kill them.
Most other insects don't really flip me. I'm spider-friendly. Ants are impossible; I put down things like mint leaves around where they come in, which sometimes stops them. Wierd-ass bugs I find around the house, I tip onto a piece of paper and put them in the plants outside.
I'm just knocking on wood about infestations like bedbugs or fleas... I'd leave the house and set off a nuclear device.
So... what this means is that I'm not very live-and-let-live, although I think of myself that way. I'm more like live-and-I'll-let-you-live-too-if-you-leave-me-the-fuck-alone-otherwise-I-smash-you-dead.
Except cockroaches. They just gotta die no matter what. Hate.