Darwin award candidate. So, friend and I go to a dining hall
→[More:]in a major university in the Boston area. He pays cash, since we're not students.
Friend: Could I have a receipt, please?
College-aged female working cash register: um...(notices receipt machine next to register for the first time) no, sorry.
F: Oh, it's not working?
C: Um, I'm not sure. It's...(eyes dart back and forth between touchscreen monitor and receipt machine)
F (after waiting several seconds to see if she can solve her problem): Is it turned off?
C: I'm not sure, I've never...
F: There should be a print receipt option on your screen. (Walks around to screen, points at it. She continues to stare at it. He touches it. Receipt comes out.)
C: Ah, ok. Sorry, I...
F: There you go.
Remember that early Simpsons episode where the fed guy calls Homer "Mr. Thompson," and Homer just stares blankly at him? That's what she looked like.
This didn't bother me nearly so much as the fact that she couldn't finish her sentences.