MetaChat - jrossi, do you have detachable earlobes?

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17 December 2008

jrossi, do you have detachable earlobes? Because I had a dream last night that you had detachable earlobes. I was polite and all and decided not to say anything to you about them because you were *definitely* trying to hide them behind your hair. Then it turned out that they were part of a hearing aid system, and let me tell you, I sure was glad I didn't say anything. Because that would have been sooooo embarrassing if I'd made fun of your detachable earlobes and really they were related to a disability. Whew.

post by: mudpuppie at: 17:01 | 7 comments

Detachable earlobes dun dun dun.

posted by goo 17 December | 17:19

jrossi, do you have detachable earlobes?

Yes. She detaches and then nibbles them for self-stimulation. Now everyone will want them.

posted by jonmc 17 December | 17:19

Thinking about detached earlobes totally messes with my mental picture of her.

posted by danf 17 December | 17:21

How great would that be? I could make millions as a smuggler. No one ever thinks to check for detachable earlobes.

It's so weird how often people from Mecha make it into my dreams. And I always know exactly who you are despite the fact that I've never met any of you.

posted by jrossi4r 17 December | 18:59

goo - heh, that's the first thing I thought of too. I remember exactly where I was when I first heard the song because it made such an impression on me. I couldn't quite believe what I was hearing.

posted by nelvana 17 December | 21:42

Like an encounter I had with a girl at the grocery store today, which included me saying 'If I'm wearing a shirt with a collar on it, I'm pretty much always going to or from work,' thinking about making appearances in people's dreams makes me wonder about the degree to which my Metachat self is different from my regular one.

posted by box 17 December | 21:56

thinking about making appearances in people's dreams makes me wonder about the degree to which my Metachat self is different from my regular one.

I hope I didn't make you concerned about what's detachable, box, 'cause that's definitely not what I was going for.

posted by mudpuppie 17 December | 23:09

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