Bug killer Heh, I just discovered that the laser printer is a good cockroach killer!→[More:]
The bugger must have been sitting in the nice warm zone where the specialty paper is placed at the in-feed. Paper printed out all wrinkly w/ lots on noise (oh no!)and I looked over at it and nicely crushed and toasted is this big ol' bug at the top...So, I've moved on to modern technology as a means of bug disposal!

I used to use my hubby's Mark's Handbook for Engineers as a cockroach killer. It's a nice thick weighty tome. Raised at chest level, then dropped on unsuspecting bug, it made for an instant demise. Plus, I could leave the book sitting there atop and not have to deal w/ dead bug. Hubby decided it wasn't the best use for his reference book, go figure....