three point update: 1. I am now an EMPLOYED BUNNY. I work at a local, very established, florist shop, behind the counter mostly (altho they do let me "process flowers" i.e., unpack em, clip em and get 'em ready for the floral designers)....I have been working there for just over a week and already I think I will be giving jonmc a run for his money with the stories.
→[More:]Let's just say that the stereotype of guys in the doghouse sending bouquets is alive and well in various and sundry and hilarious ways.....I also am charged with watering and tending and selling what seems to be about a million poinsettias, some of which are bigger than I am (in mass, not height. But still.)
2. I has a cold. Do. Not. Want.
3. If anyone gives or sends me a poinsettia this year I might have to kill them. See #1.....