It just so happens that I am being attacked by a shark right now. And by "shark", I mean small rabbit.

I love this.

Thanks! Help is on the way for all you who were being attacked by a shark!

HALP! I'm being attacked by James Woods!

Ok I am confused. Does it send you like a completed form or something if you fill it out?

If you are being attacked by a shark, log on, go to the website, and fill out the form. You simply describe in the attack, the type of shark and the direction it's is along with a few other small details, and it will send an email to a crack shark rescue team, who will evaluate the danger and send you back a response.

Shark attack rescue response times may vary, as they are analyzed on a case by case basis.

it's made to stream line to process of asking for help from a shark attack, from the old broken way of screaming for a life guard.

This modernizes the process and makes it more efficient to coordinate rescues around the world.

Ah. I was hoping it'd give me a form back or something similar to this, that I could print out and fax to the coast guard.

that's a bit complex for my skill set!