Some students left me a present today. →
I share a classroom with one of the math teachers, a very nice woman from Guyana with a somewhat looser classroom management style, and everyday, before my last period class, I go in and clean up, straighten the desks, pick books and trash up off the floor, candy wrappers, paper airplanes, the occasional soda can, and today, a couple of condoms.
Yes, tucked over by the radiator, first one, and then another. Unused, luckily (they were still mostly rolled). I scooped them up with some paper and threw them in the trash, along with the melted yellow crayola on the radiator.
Now, I applaud the distribution of free condoms at my high school (we already have plenty of customers for the student daycare in the basement), but must they be lubricated?
Condom lube, mind you, is slippery stuff on the bottom of one's shoe.