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25 November 2008

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! →[More:]Somebody get this kid outta me NOW!

post by: ramix at: 19:30 | 13 comments

C'Mon BEBBE.

We wanna meet ya. Hurry - your Ma is getting impatient!

posted by jonathanstrange 25 November | 19:56

Bumper sticker seen recently: "Midwives help people out." :)

posted by Melismata 25 November | 21:05

COME ON DOWN BABBEH!

(Still not past due date though right?)

posted by gomichild 25 November | 21:42

herrrrreeeee bebe! Come on out!

posted by gaspode 25 November | 23:03

when is babby born????

posted by loiseau 25 November | 23:03

Pitocin comin' at ya!

posted by jrossi4r 25 November | 23:11

Technically i'm not due for about 20 days or so - BUT i'm in so much pain from the carpal tunnel and something called Diastasis of the pubic symphysis and really bad sciatica! They can induce me now because i'm considered full term but my doctor refuses to. Knoqing me and my luck i'll still be pregnant come christmas day!

posted by ramix 26 November | 01:21

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE!

No, seriously, you need to start doing some wiggle moves and shake that baby around (gently of course). He's close enough to decide, "OMG, this is crazy, what's going on out there?"

And s/he'll come out to see.

(That's my theory and I'm sticking by it.)

posted by BoringPostcards 26 November | 01:51

*dons catchers mitt and mask. Squats. Screams "Hey batta' batta' swing!"*

posted by arse_hat 26 November | 02:15

Orgasms are one of the best way to promote childbirth (only slightly ironic, I guess). Of course, you have to make sure that it's you having them - other people's won't help ;-).

posted by dg 26 November | 02:57

Poor ramix!

Eating spicy food can sometimes bring on labor. Mygoth, was it you who induced that way?

posted by Specklet 26 November | 08:15

I was out for a stroll with Mrs. Director when she was a week overdue. She stepped badly and had a little fall, no harm done. Contractions started within four hours. Coincidence? Maybe but that's the advice we give*.

Go fall down a little bit. Not unlike what BoringPostcards said.

*sample size == 1

posted by trinity8-director 26 November | 15:49

Check out this recent AskMe thread for some ideas.

posted by Specklet 26 November | 17:44

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