I touch my penis, but just to make sure it's still there, and in a safe place.

Here's someone else you could touch, for the sake of variety.

Hey that just reminded me!

So, get this: I am on the way home from work today, and going into the corner grocery store. In front of me is a very old and slow woman. As she enters I take the door. She very slowly reaches around looking for the handle to close it, and I am waiting for her to turn and notice me. But because she is old and slow she doesn't turn, just keeps her hand fumbling, slow motion. Eventually she finds the place the door handle would be, giving my pee pee a light squeeze.

That's the first person besides me who has touched my pee pee in quite a few weeks. Come to think of it, that old lady now joins a pretty short list of people who have ever touched Meatbomb's pee pee.

Yesterday, I saw a guy riding his bike using a goalie's mask as a helmet.

OP wins at making a point. The Vinyls didn't really specify what they were touching. Indeed, it could have been a shoulder on (her)self. Or she could have been talking about someone else entirely. Or ii could be a metaphor for something else entirely ... perhaps bacon?

Eventually she finds the place the door handle would be, giving my pee pee a light squeeze.

Were you wearing pants?

Oh, meatbomb, you touch my tralala.

DON'T WATCH THIS VID IF MALE/MALE RELATIONSHIP OFFENS YOU !!!
IF YOU DECIDED TO WATCH THIS VID IT'S YOUR OWN CHOICE AND RISK !!!

taz, I have to know, did you click through my link or did we both independently arrive at Gunther upon reading this post?

hee. We both independently arrived at Gunther.

now what do we do?

Depart.

Metachat: Independently arriving at Gunther.

So, Meatbomb... you got her digits?

Meatbomb, you only think she was old and feeble. Meanwhile, she's been feeling up every guy on the block every day.