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21 November 2008

When I think about you [More:]I touch myself.

But not my penis. I just scratch my nose, maybe pick it a little bit.
I touch my penis, but just to make sure it's still there, and in a safe place.

posted by danf 21 November | 11:14
Here's someone else you could touch, for the sake of variety.
posted by Wolfdog 21 November | 11:20
Hey that just reminded me!

So, get this: I am on the way home from work today, and going into the corner grocery store. In front of me is a very old and slow woman. As she enters I take the door. She very slowly reaches around looking for the handle to close it, and I am waiting for her to turn and notice me. But because she is old and slow she doesn't turn, just keeps her hand fumbling, slow motion. Eventually she finds the place the door handle would be, giving my pee pee a light squeeze.

That's the first person besides me who has touched my pee pee in quite a few weeks. Come to think of it, that old lady now joins a pretty short list of people who have ever touched Meatbomb's pee pee.
posted by Meatbomb 21 November | 11:22
Yesterday, I saw a guy riding his bike using a goalie's mask as a helmet.
posted by msali 21 November | 11:23
OP wins at making a point. The Vinyls didn't really specify what they were touching. Indeed, it could have been a shoulder on (her)self. Or she could have been talking about someone else entirely. Or ii could be a metaphor for something else entirely ... perhaps bacon?
posted by tcv 21 November | 11:55
Eventually she finds the place the door handle would be, giving my pee pee a light squeeze.


Were you wearing pants?
posted by chillmost 21 November | 11:57
Oh, meatbomb, you touch my tralala.

DON'T WATCH THIS VID IF MALE/MALE RELATIONSHIP OFFENS YOU !!!
IF YOU DECIDED TO WATCH THIS VID IT'S YOUR OWN CHOICE AND RISK !!!
posted by taz 21 November | 12:27
taz, I have to know, did you click through my link or did we both independently arrive at Gunther upon reading this post?
posted by Wolfdog 21 November | 12:30
hee. We both independently arrived at Gunther.

now what do we do?
posted by taz 21 November | 12:37
Depart.
posted by Wolfdog 21 November | 12:41
Metachat: Independently arriving at Gunther.
posted by Claudia_SF 21 November | 12:41
So, Meatbomb... you got her digits?
posted by danostuporstar 21 November | 12:45
Meatbomb, you only think she was old and feeble. Meanwhile, she's been feeling up every guy on the block every day.
posted by redvixen 22 November | 20:33
Daughter's Perspective on Twilight. . . || Each hard vinyl unicorn

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