RAGE!!!!!!! RAGE!!!!! ARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!! →
[More:]SON OF A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!
It is 3:00am here. About an hour and a half ago I woke up to the sound of splashing liquid and muffled laughter. Through our window I saw some drunken teenagers down on the street below trying to steal our bench
. I banged on the window loudly and scared them off.
As I was about to crawl back into bed, I remembered, "Wait, what was that water sound?" I looked down the stairs at our front entrance and realized some GODDAMN FUCKING FUCK!!!!!
had stuck his dick through our mail slot and pissed
all over the inside of our front hallway. The rug was all wet about 5 feet inwards and it stank.
I pulled on my shoes and a jacket and hopped on my bike and drove around for 5 minutes trying to find the fuckers, but the streets were deserted. I went home and pulled up the rug and mopped it all up and sprayed disinfectant. I went back to bed but I am so upset and riled up that I can't sleep.
So I decided to tell you all about it and now I feel a bit better.
However, I am afraid what I would have done to the kid had I caught him.
Just thinking about it.....I probably would have thrown him into the river a block away. GODDAMNIT!!!
Alright, I'm going to bed.