"Oh!" I thought to myself, "I think I'll treat myself this morning..." With soothing
Carla Bruni in my head, I figured I'd treat myself to a nice Friday decaf latte by (INSERT BIG COFFEE COMPANY NAME HERE).
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I hardly ever treat myself to anything and after a 10 minute wait in a crushing crowd, I finally get handed my drink with my name on it and rushed with hell at my heels to get to my desk...
Ahh, finally in my office, door closed, ready to do the grind, shoes kicked off and... WTF IS THIS? WHY IS MY GOD DAMN LATTE NOT A LATTE BUT SOME BRIGHT ORANGE PSEUDO-PUMPKIN CANDLE-LIKE TASTING ATROCITY? Do people actually like this stuff? My stomach is upset and my craps are going to be orange and like nutmeg (and I don't like nutmeg) for a week! Not to mention this is definitely not decaf... AAAARRRGGGG!
So um, how's your day going?