Get your a$$ in the shower →[More:]Then you can go get your mediciney stuff. Then you can have a little lunch so you will feel like looking for a job on the computer. Your stupid new Progressive lenses may not be hurting your eyes by that time. Maybe you should just call the eye doctor about it after all. Then you can go to the Halloween store.
Your friends love you. You are allowed to call them. Maybe you can even get one of them to go to the store with you! OK, they're mostly at that dinner you decided not to go to...
I want to cry because it's not sunny again and my eyes hurt and I'll never get out of Pittsburgh and things could be worse but that's a depressing thought too...
and of course if you're not from Pittsburgh but sympathize with me about feeling stuck here I will punch you for your ignorance.
OK, maybe I won't. Other towns may suck compared to Pittsburgh but at least they have better jobs and sunshine.