Bill Clinton's shutting down Main Street. They're shutting down Main Street in North Little Rock today because the Clinton formerly known as President is showing up for an Obama rally. Don't get me wrong, I'm always delighted to drive by and see the light on in his apartment over the library, I'm overjoyed when big names come here to Dogtown (we're like Little Rock, only without all the SUCK, yeah, that's right, box), and I'm proud to have shaken the man's hand, but that's going to really screw me up when I take my kid home from daycare. Therefore I suggest someone buy me a drink.
← EEEEEKKKKK!!!! ||
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