Yikes... Li'l Bill is creepy on a Chris Cunningham scale.

BP, that link really frightens me... the hell?

Big Bill's new book is titled "A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity", an alleged memoir with a picture of the original Little Bill on it. The first time I saw it, I boggled at the title. "Bold Humanity"? It's an oxymoron wrapped in a non-sequitur packed with extra-strength buzzwords. Meaningless pontification is to be expected from memoir titles, but this is just MadLibs. (Yes, I said Libs) He is QUOTED here saying "I wanted to tell how it all happened for me, for my beliefs. To tell the journey from a doltish working-class kid in Levittown to a champion bloviator on Fox-TV." He called HIMSELF "a champion bloviator", and I seriously suspect he does know what the word means.

It appears that we have passed through the Looking Glass or the Large Hadron Collider Black Hole, because Stephen Colbert is no longer copying Bill O'Reilly; O'Reilly is copying Colbert!!!

"A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity" was how nuns in the 1950s told some kid he was full of shit. Billo still hasn't caught on. Surprise.

God, I hate that fucker.

My favorite part is when he complains about how the last episode of Seinfeld wasn't a clip show.

Also: if you knew that O'Reilly was in on the joke, would it make you think better or worse of him?

That is seriously the weirdest kid-head I've ever seen. Both freaky and great, I don't think I'll ever get used to it.