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15 October 2008

A bird in the hand.

post by: arse_hat at: 23:09 | 12 comments

Bird in Hand? Why that's past Blue Ball and darn close to Paradise!

posted by jrossi4r 15 October | 23:20

Blue Ball near Intercourse? That seems a bit odd.

posted by arse_hat 15 October | 23:30

I cannot believe I forgot about Intercourse.

posted by jrossi4r 15 October | 23:31

Now you're just being coy...

posted by arse_hat 15 October | 23:37

it's worth two in the bush

*waggles eyebrows*

posted by jonathanstrange 15 October | 23:45

WooHoo!

posted by arse_hat 15 October | 23:51

I cannot believe I forgot about Intercourse.
Having kids'll do that to you. Something to do with denial combined with lack of sleep, stirred with the mortgage papers and washed down with a hormone cocktail, I think.

posted by dg 16 October | 00:53

Ow! Freakin' bird bit me. Now I have no bird, and only one good hand. Don't get me started on the bushes.

posted by sysinfo 16 October | 01:16

Beating the bushes, but bird in hand isn't considered Intercourse so much as a Monologue.

posted by ethylene 16 October | 03:06

ach, I laughed so hard I cried:

Willow and Piper?

Could be worse: Pillow and Wiper.
posted by hangashore

doesn't belong here, but all my birds are in the bush and idle hands are the devil's workshop. I don't actually hate the Palin kids' names at all, though I think they would all also be nice dog names.

posted by taz 16 October | 04:23

Heh, i was looking at that. Still surprised no one said it was proof some people should not be parents.

posted by ethylene 16 October | 05:17

A bird in the hand.

Will crap on your fingers.

posted by elizard 16 October | 16:43

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