How to treat your new temp (the Throwaway Temp syndrome) →[More:]1. Even though you're not ready for the temp, she better be ready for you.
Example: I know she's supposed to be excellent at what she does, but I don't believe it even though she was TESTED at the temp agency. Since there's nothing for her to do yet anyway, let's have her copy this huge crumpled file.
(Copier keeps jamming, it takes temp 3 times longer than it should)
FIRE THE TEMP!!!
2. Boss: Where's the temp?
Subordinate: She's in the bathroom.
Boss: In the BATHROOM?! On her first DAY?!!
FIRE THE TEMP!!!
3. Temp is sitting there with nothing to do, so she picks up the phone to cancel an important appointment that she has to cancel because of this unexpected temp job:
FIRE THE TEMP!!!
4. Neglect to properly explain phone quirks to the temp, so she drops a couple of calls
FIRE THE TEMP!!!
5. Person who temps for a living happens to get a cold or call in sick or late the first week. Think about it. How would you like to ALWAYS be on probation and NEVER be allowed to get sick???
FIRE THE TEMP!!!
6. Assure the temp you want her for several weeks, knowing perfectly well that that's only in the worst-case scenario.
COMPLETELY SCREW UP YOUR TEMP'S CREDIT AND MAKE HER BORROW FROM FAMILY AND FRIENDS!!!